Thursday, January 12, 2012

Will Chrysler's new models be known as the Commie, or perhaps the Collectivist?

"Get it now, at your local Chrysler dealer, the 2010 Chrysler Collectivist.... there is no price on your brand new Collectivist, it is paid for by an excise tax on the top 2% of earners in America. Certain restrictions apply, primarily you must share the car on a rotating basis with your neighbors, rotating on a one week basis to be overseen by the Car Czar. Also, the Collectivist is a spartan vehicle, with only an AM radio tuned to Air America at all times, because as we know Collectivist drivers cannot give in to the temptations of the bourgeois. So come on in and visit your local Chrysler dealer and enjoy the spartan surroundings of the 2010 Collectivist! You'll be glad you did, or you will receive a visit from the Obama Youth!!"

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